Don’t Be A Panican
Don't Be A Panican Donald Trump, master of the art of the deal—and now, apparently, the English language—offered some presidential reassurance as markets tumbled from tariff tremors: “Don’t be a panican.” It’s part command, part…
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Amber Ruffin, You’re Fired!
When Comedians Aren't Funny Apparently, someone at the White House Correspondents’ Association picked Amber Ruffin, a young, up-and-coming comedian, to host this year’s dinner on April 26. But not long after, they pulled the plug.…
Girls Gone Bible Gets Ripped By Salon
It's Not The Right Kind Of Christianity For Some The ladies behind Girls Gone Bible have built a brand blending Instagram-worthy aesthetics with unapologetic evangelical fire. It’s part influencer, part old-school revival—an odd mix that’s…
Senator Jim Banks – You Probably Deserved It
Senator Jim Banks - you probably deserved it. A new viral moment—and a fresh meme—is taking the internet by storm. The Republican Senator from the Hoosier State (Indiana) just went full beast mode during a…
Secretary Of Defense Restores Combat Physical Requirements
Praise be to God, it looks like Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has finally restored a shred of sanity to the military. After what felt like an eternity of political correctness and misguided priorities, he’s…
Welcome To An Americanist
If you’ve stumbled across this blog, chances are you’re looking for something real. Something unapologetic. Something that doesn’t bend to the whims of the day’s political correctness or media narratives. Well, congratulations—you found it. An…