Another Friday, another stack of headlines that make you wonder whether the country collectively decided to skip adult supervision this week. Welcome to Side-Eye Friday, where we've got a senator who's somehow become less visible…
Another Friday. Another batch of headlines that make you wonder whether anyone is actually in charge anymore. This week gave us classified documents, media meltdowns, royal fortunes, geography lessons nobody asked for, and a soccer…
Every week I sit down to assemble Side-Eye Friday and wonder if the news cycle might finally calm down. Every week the news cycle responds by handing me material that sounds like it was generated…
Another week has passed, which means America once again delivered enough material to make satire feel unnecessary. This week we learned that socialist politicians enjoy VIP perks, college professors are discovering students cannot read, corporate…
Side-Eye Friday: Poop Walls, Mummy Bread, and Revolutionary Rich Kids Every week I sit down to gather stories for Side-Eye Friday and every week America somehow manages to exceed expectations. This week brought us socialist…
Every Friday I gather a handful of stories that made me stop scrolling, sip my coffee, and stare at the screen for a moment. This week's collection features a governor who isn't running for president…
Another Friday. Another batch of headlines that feel like America accidentally left the television on while the country wandered into the kitchen looking for aspirin. This week gave us UFO footage over Michigan, Stephen Colbert’s…
Over the past few years, Americans have slowly gotten used to hearing phrases like “UAP,” “nonhuman biologics,” and “unexplained aerial phenomena” tossed around by Congress and the Pentagon like this is somehow normal now. We’ve…
Another week, another collection of headlines that feel less like real life and more like somebody fed America into an AI chatbot running on Red Bull and unresolved trauma. This week gave us alleged Iranian…
Some weeks, I sit down to write Side-Eye Friday and think, “Maybe the country will calm down a little.” Then I open the headlines and immediately see billionaires fleeing socialists, UFO files suddenly reappearing, celebrities…
