Welcome to The Americanist’s Side-Eye – Volume I—your weekly roundup of headlines that practically beg for a sarcastic slow-blink. I’ll skim the latest absurdities, flag the nonsense, and toss in a few sharp jabs where…
UK Supreme Court Rules That Transwomen Are Not Real Women The United Kingdom has shown a rare semblance of sanity—and perhaps even a spine. Their Supreme Court ruled that 'transwomen' cannot legally be considered real…
The Eleven-Minute Space Spa Day wasn’t so much a mission as it was a mid-morning joyride dressed up in astronaut cosplay. With headlines screaming “historic” and Katy Perry floating in zero gravity like it was…
Teen killed parents also wanted to assassinate Trump and start a revolution. When Ideology Turns Dark A teenager is in custody, charged with murdering his parents to get money for a self-declared “revolution” and a…
State-Sponsored Insanity - New York Parole Board for one. For the life of me, I’ll never understand the left’s obsession with coddling criminals. It’s like a badge of honor at this point. The New York…
MAGA Parent Silenced MAGA parent shows up to school board meeting in Maine with a message — only to be shut down mid-sentence. Corn Pop’s full exchange with Augusta school board And once again, The…
Don't Be A Panican Donald Trump, master of the art of the deal—and now, apparently, the English language—offered some presidential reassurance as markets tumbled from tariff tremors: “Don’t be a panican.” It’s part command, part…
When Comedians Aren't Funny Apparently, someone at the White House Correspondents’ Association picked Amber Ruffin, a young, up-and-coming comedian, to host this year’s dinner on April 26. But not long after, they pulled the plug.…
It's Not The Right Kind Of Christianity For Some The ladies behind Girls Gone Bible have built a brand blending Instagram-worthy aesthetics with unapologetic evangelical fire. It’s part influencer, part old-school revival—an odd mix that’s…
Senator Jim Banks - you probably deserved it. A new viral moment—and a fresh meme—is taking the internet by storm. The Republican Senator from the Hoosier State (Indiana) just went full beast mode during a…
