An Americanist’s Side-Eye Dispatch #005: Gold-Plated Planes, Baby Food DNA, and the Tootsie Roll Trials
Welcome to An Americanist’s Side-Eye —your weekly roundup of headlines that practically beg for a sarcastic slow-blink. I’ll skim the latest absurdities, flag the nonsense, and toss in a few sharp jabs where they’re deserved.…