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Former Coast Guard Officer Arrested for Threatening to Assassinate Donald Trump - and the media shrugs. A former Coast Guard officer has been arrested for repeatedly threatening to assassinate Donald Trump—a disturbing case that adds…
It’s Friday. Time to grab your coffee, brace for absurdity, and dive into another Americanist Side-Eye Dispatch. This week? Former NFL stars are catching felony charges. Legacy journalists are reinventing themselves as newsletter prophets. Senators…
Mark your calendars: June 14th is shaping up to be more than just Flag Day 2025. Washington, D.C., is throwing a massive military parade to celebrate the U.S. Army’s 250th birthday, complete with tanks, flyovers,…
✈️ A Jet, a Gift, and a Whole Lotta Questions: Trump’s Qatar 747 “Surprise" President Donald Trump kicked off his first extended foreign trip of his second term with a jaw-dropping headline: the Qatari royal…
Welcome to An Americanist’s Side-Eye —your weekly roundup of headlines that practically beg for a sarcastic slow-blink. I’ll skim the latest absurdities, flag the nonsense, and toss in a few sharp jabs where they’re deserved.…
The "rare" thing they keep telling us never happens just happened again. This time, it's in yet another liberal-soaked town, where a school is letting a full-blown boy compete against girls in girls' track. He’s…
Teen killed parents also wanted to assassinate Trump and start a revolution. When Ideology Turns Dark A teenager is in custody, charged with murdering his parents to get money for a self-declared “revolution” and a…
Don't Be A Panican Donald Trump, master of the art of the deal—and now, apparently, the English language—offered some presidential reassurance as markets tumbled from tariff tremors: “Don’t be a panican.” It’s part command, part…
