Side-Eye Friday: Poop Walls, Mummy Bread, and Revolutionary Rich Kids Every week I sit down to gather stories for Side-Eye Friday and every week America somehow manages to exceed expectations. This week brought us socialist…
Whatever happened to the whole Eric Swalwell scandal? Seriously. One minute, everybody was breathlessly talking about Eric Swalwell again, the next minute the story vanished into America’s giant pile of unfinished political scandals. That is…
Some weeks, I sit down to write Side-Eye Friday and think, “Maybe the country will calm down a little.” Then I open the headlines and immediately see billionaires fleeing socialists, UFO files suddenly reappearing, celebrities…
Coldplay Affairs, Cancelled Comedians, and Zohran’s Prison-Free Utopia It’s Friday, which means it’s time to gather around the bonfire of American absurdity and toast a few headlines. Let’s side-eye our way through the latest in…
